Dan Kilo

So, you wish you had all the money, and fame, in the world. Ever wonder why?
With all that money you could buy all those things that you always wanted like better clothes, bigger house, college for the kids, better cars, maybe even some healthcare. But a few hundred million would cover all that so why would you want all that extra cash, and fame? Influence, or POWER. . . to teach the rest of us fucks what is right and set things straight, right? With all that power and cash you could prevent world hunger, stop human suffering, stop animal abuses (thanks Sarah McLachlan for your useless contribution to mankind), and make this world a better place. How sweet.
There are a few—two of the richest—guys that have all the world’s cash and that have now decided to move on to spending their cash on BETTER things. Warren Buffett and Bill Gates have decided to devote much of their fortunes to better things—charity. The question to them is, what will make the world a better place? Really, where can they, or would we, put all that cash to work for the betterment of all humankind? The NAACP, ACLU, animal rights fucks, feed the world shit, give the man on the street a five for a bottle, god.
There’s an old saying: give a man a few dollars and he’ll buy a meal at Burger King, give him a gun and show him how to hunt and he’ll sell that gun and buy 100 meals at Burger King. I say, give the man freedom in a world without the constraints of government regulation and he’ll built a rocket and go to the moon, then eat at Burger King.
Poor all the cash into charity you want Bill Gates. Fly all the food all around the world you want in your G5 Mr. Buffett (I don’t really know if Buffett has a G5 but Travolta does). Not gonna make a difference. In fact, it is the same thing as giving the man a fish instead of teaching him to fish. You’re just teaching him to live on PROGRAMS.
If I had all the cash in the world to spend on making this a better place I’d give—re-gift, in the United States at least, the gift of freedom. I’d teach him that the only way to solve the issues that face him is to allow him to figure them out on his own without the intervention of a bunch of power hungry politician fucks that only care about getting out of this life with a Wikipedia article and a fortune. I’d teach him that his destiny is in his own hands. I would teach him that no other human being on this earth can make a better decision about his life than he, himself.
The reason why people starve in this world, the MAJOR reason why people die at the hands of other people in this world, the reason why people suffer in this world is because they allow other people to dictate—regulate—their lives. The sooner we dispense with this mentality of LEADERS the sooner we will stop human suffering. There is one indisputable fact in life: no other being has ANY right to dictate to another being anything beyond any harm that the other may inflict on another. If I cause no harm to you then your government has no case against me for anything at all.
If you want to stop world hunger you must stop the governments that cause the vast misdistribution of goods—food. To do that, you have to force governments to give up their power over persons. Tough job. . . but that is why you made all the money in the world on the first place, isn’t it?
You wanted all the money in the world. Now you have it. You can now piss it down the drain of charity or do something real with it like tackle the number one threat to all of human kind, government. Gates, Buffett, here is the easy answer: give it all to the Cato Institute. Otherwise, you can take all that cash and play with it all you want deciding what the best charities are and which is feeding more people and which are helping the crack heads the best and whatever and, at the end of the day, you would have been better off with a Hustler in the shitter of that shit-hole of a fucking office you started out in.
So, I ripped these guy good! Well fuck them, right? I REALLY hope not. Smart mutherfuckers my guess is. I am guessing that these guys really do get it and that they will funnel cash into good programs that get pot-heads out of rehab and into voting programs. You had to be high—weed or StarCaffeineBucks—to come up with the shit that these guys figured out.